Mi Bodeguita del Medio

While my blog is named after a restaurant in Havana I hope to someday visit, here you will find musings, rants, political incorrectness, thoughts on Indian Nationalism, strong straight-forward opinions and tid-bits.

Friday, July 3, 2009

Here's a Funny One...

Young Gujju named Chandubhai moved to upstate New York and bought a donkey from a farmer for $100.

The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.

The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry Chandubhai, but I have some bad news. The donkey died."

Chandubai replied, "Well then, just give me my money back."

The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."

Chandubhai said, "OK, then, just bring me the dead donkey."

The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with a dead donkey?"

Chandubhai said, "I'm going to raffle him off."

The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"

Chandubhai said, "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead."

A month later, the farmer met up with Chandubhai and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey?"

Chandubhai said, "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars
apiece and made a profit of $898.00."

The farmer said, "Didn't anyone complain?"

Chandubhai said, "Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back."

Chandubhai still works for Morgan Stanley.